How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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