Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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