if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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