Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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