She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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