i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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