Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This is my gift to your gina
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Couch. On fire.
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