She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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