Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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