I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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