He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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