just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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