i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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