We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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