White coat. Heels.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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