Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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