the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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