I think i sorta joined a cult last night
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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