I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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