Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I could fuck to npr.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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