i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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