you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
then he tried to convert me to islam
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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