Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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