idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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