She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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