gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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