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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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