return my video game
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
