We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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