And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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