Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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