So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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