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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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