It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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