How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think my fart just growled at me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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