Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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