Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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