I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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