ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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