New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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