would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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