The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm too high and old for this...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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