D3 body, D1 cock
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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