I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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