Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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