he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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