i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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