wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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