Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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