yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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