i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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