You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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