We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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