she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
zippers are such a cool invention
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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