i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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