My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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