Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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