actually, I'm a sock model
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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