So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He uses pillows to masturbate.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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